i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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