Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
She's not a foreskin expert like you
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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