what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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