Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
Randomize
