his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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