what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
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