The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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