I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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