at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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