Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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