even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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