could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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