yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
So vagazzling was a success
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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