haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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