So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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