They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
