FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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