The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Randomize
