i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
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