I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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