my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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