batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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