No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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