I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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