If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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