I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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