I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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