just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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