Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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