ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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