HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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