HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
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