Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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