You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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