She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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