I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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