"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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