so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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