i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Hippo gnu deer
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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