U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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