Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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