hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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