wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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