Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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