I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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