In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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