I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
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