I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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