Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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