Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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