Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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