i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
this just has baby written all over it
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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