he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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