thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
